“Love & Sex” quotes

“Two people can be perfect for each other but if the timing is wrong it's never going to work out. Bad timing is the reason that most normal people end up single. Weirdos and creeps are single cause they are weird and creepy but people like us are single because of bad timing.”
Jon Favreau - Adam Levy

“- Adam Levy: We haven't had sex in like 3 weeks.
- Kate Welles: Maybe it's because you clip your toenails in our bed.”
Jon Favreau - Adam Levy
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles

“We were instant best friends. Two people who understood each other without having to say a word.”
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles

“Love is ecstacy and agony. Freedom and imprisonment. Belonging and loneliness. It is what keeps us together when life tears us apart.”
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles

“I guess that's human nature, it hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow-up than be single.”
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles

“Don't get old. Old is ugly, ugly is death.”

Ann Magnuson - Monique Steinbacher

“- Kate Welles: You're wearing sunglasses!
- Joey Santino: They're subscription!
- Kate Welles: It's prescription, you idiot!”
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles
Josh Hopkins - Joey Santino

“I can't even be around you. You're sitting here and you're like this incredibly juicy ham sandwich that I just want to stuff in my mouth and I can't because my lips are sewn shut.”

Jon Favreau - Adam Levy

“When you find that perfect man hold on tight and call me, so I can run over there and see what he looks like and laugh... Because he does not exist you sad perky little optimistic suckers.”
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles

“- Adam Levy: I cheese sandwich you.
- Kate Welles: I cheese sandwich you too.”
Jon Favreau - Adam Levy
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles

“Love is a minefield, you take a step and get blown to pieces, put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step.”
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles

“I know what this is about, you're a woman and you're afraid of becoming obsolete. You're at an age when men are starting to notice younger girls and it's freaking you out.”

Jon Favreau - Adam Levy

“I like being depressed. It makes me feel deep and introspective.”
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles