“Mad Money” quotes

“- Bryce Arbogast: You didn't pay taxes.
- Nina Brewster: On stolen money?
- Bryce Arbogast: I didn't hear that.”
Christopher McDonald - Bryce Arbogast
Queen Latifah - Nina Brewster

“I'm going to have to buy some boring underwear!”

Katie Holmes - Jackie Truman

“Since I was 9, I knew for every day of the rest of my life I'd have to stick a needle in my arm. Early onset diabetes.”
Katie Holmes - Jackie Truman

“They say money can't buy happiness, but it sure as hell buys everything else.”
Adam Rothenberg - Bob Truman

“It's like riding a bicycle... upside down.”

Diane Keaton - Bridget Cardigan

“- Counselor: People your age in the work force are usually considered real pains in the ass.
- Bridget Cardigan: Are you aware that statement is discriminatory and illegal?
- Counselor: See! And you don't even work for me.”
Denise Lee - Counselor
Diane Keaton - Bridget Cardigan

“- Nina Brewster: I don't want things I can't have.
- Bridget Cardigan: Do you live in America?”
Queen Latifah - Nina Brewster
Diane Keaton - Bridget Cardigan

“- Nina Brewster: Do you know what it is when you trade sex for money?
- Jackie Truman: Advertising!”
Queen Latifah - Nina Brewster
Katie Holmes - Jackie Truman

“- Molly: That could be your savings account!
- Bridget Cardigan: I don't think so, it has money in it.”
Morgana Shaw - Molly
Diane Keaton - Bridget Cardigan

“- Nina Brewster: You spent the money!
- Bridget Cardigan: What're you talking about?
- Nina Brewster: [pulls off Bridget's glove revealing a $62,000 ring] This.
- Bridget Cardigan: It's nothing, it's costume jewelry, it's not even real.
- Nina Brewster: Really?
- Bridget Cardigan: Yes.
- Nina Brewster: Good! [flushes it down the toilet]”
Queen Latifah - Nina Brewster
Diane Keaton - Bridget Cardigan