“Madeline” quotes

“- Madeline: Morning, Lord Cucuface!
- Lord Covington: What did you call me?”
Hatty Jones - Madeline
Nigel Hawthorne - Lord Covington

“- Helene the Cook: Tonight, I'm going to make a wonderful vegetarian dinner, okay?
- Madeline: I want chicken Helene.”
Chantal Neuwirth - Helene the Cook
Hatty Jones - Madeline

“- Pepito: It's quick, silent, and deadly.
- Aggie: Like Helene's cheese.”

Kristian de la Osa - Pepito
Clare Thomas - Aggie

“It's better to be super everything than super nothing.”
Hatty Jones - Madeline

“- Lord Covington: Who gave you permission to be in here?
- Madeline: N-n-nobody, Lord Covington.
- Lord Covington: This is a hospital, it's not a play room. You're not allowed to just wander around.”

Nigel Hawthorne - Lord Covington
Hatty Jones - Madeline

“- Miss Clavel: You're giving me a gray hair!
- Madeline: Could I see?
- Miss Clavel: No.”
Frances McDormand - Miss Clavel
Hatty Jones - Madeline

“Have a look at these doors. Solid oak. They don't make them like this anymore!”
Nigel Hawthorne - Lord Covington

“- Miss Clavel: We'll find her. I promise you. We have to have faith.
- Madeline: I used to wish so hard for my parents to be alive again, but you can't make something happen just by wishing for it.”

Frances McDormand - Miss Clavel
Hatty Jones - Madeline

“- Leopold the Tutor: I'm teaching him Latin, I'm teaching him biology, algebration, calculometry, physiconomy, and astrology.
- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: But he doesn't even know how to read!”
Ben Daniels - Leopold the Tutor
Arturo Venegas - Mr. Spanish Ambassador

“Ladies, may I present the reason we have opened to your our home: our birthday boy, Monsieur Jose Marco Filipo Juan Franloco Lopez de Vega Esteban Machado Jorge Santiago de la Rocha Gaspar Carlos de Fuentes Coruna Diego et Sevilla! Of course, his friends call him Pepito.”

Arturo Venegas - Mr. Spanish Ambassador