“Maid to Order” quotes

“- Jessie Montgomery: You're a witch!
- Stella Winston: I'm perfectly harmless!
- Jessie Montgomery: That's what they said about asbestos!”
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery
Beverly D'Angelo - Stella Winston

“- Jessie Montgomery: Some fairy godmother you are! I thought you guys were supposed to turn maids into princesses, and shit like that.
- Stella Winston: Some maids deserve to be princesses. Some princesses deserve to be maids.”
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery
Beverly D'Angelo - Stella Winston

“- Charles Montgomery: I gave you $200.000.
- Jessie Montgomery: Well, it's ancient history!
- Charles Montgomery: I believe it was lunch time.”
Tom Skerritt - Charles Montgomery
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery

“- Jessie Montgomery: I bruise easily, okay!
- Stella Winston: You're a real peach, aren't ya?”
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery
Beverly D'Angelo - Stella Winston

“I don't want to be poor. I don't want to be boring. I don't want to be alone. Help me, fairy godmother, please!”

Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery

“- Stella Winston: You're a spoiled, silly, boring, insignificant little twit.
- Jessie Montgomery: Who are you calling boring?”
Beverly D'Angelo - Stella Winston
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery

“I did not spend six years in junior college to be a maid.”
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery

“- Stan Starkey: What have you done to my wrinkled suit?
- Jessie Montgomery: I pressed it.
- Stan Starkey: I know, but you're not supposed to press it! It's a wrinkled suit! I bought it wrinkled! It's a Giorgio Armani wrinkle! Wrinkles are in! It's the 80's, kiddo. Wake up! I can't believe this! My Giorgio Armani, pressed!”

Dick Shawn - Stan Starkey
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery