“Masters of Menace” quotes

(1990)
Movie Masters of Menace
Title Masters of Menace
Year 1990
Director Daniel Raskov
Genre Comedy
All actors – David Rasche, Catherine Bach, Tino Insana, Lee Ving, David Bowe, Lonnie Parkinson, Carol Ann Susi, John Hazelwood, David L. Lander, C.E. Grimes, Chris Oswald, Mike Petta
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  • “She's like a nun. You know why they're called nuns? They ain't got none. They don't want none and they ain't ever gonna get none.”

    David Rasche - Buddy Wheeler
    [Tag:nuns]
  • “- Sunny: So what do you guys do? All get drunk and get tattoos?
    - Horny Hank: Yeah, pretty much.
    - Sunny: Do any of them have any special meaning.
    - Horny Hank: Yeah, like this one is where I'm from.
    - Sunny: North Cadota.
    - Horny Hank: Yeah, I know the guy screwed up it's supposed to say South Cadota...Cadota? ...It's Dakota.”

    Teri Copley - Sunny
    Tino Insana - Horny Hank
    [Tag:tattoos]
  • “- Candy Colletti: I want to be there for the big event!
    - Kitty Wheeler: The birth?
    - Candy Colletti: No, when you tell Buddy!”

    Carol Ann Susi - Candy Colletti
    Catherine Bach - Kitty Wheeler
    [Tag:pregnancy]
  • “Bless our food. Bless our bikes and let's hope our old ladies are in the mood.”
    David Rasche - Buddy Wheeler
    [Tag:food, women]
  • “We got all the basic food groups. We got beer, chips, dip, and beer.”
    David Bowe - Sloppy Joe
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