“Meet the Deedles” quotes

“- Phil Deedle: Why can't we have a birthday off like everyone else?
- Elton Deedle: Who's everyone else?
- Stew Deedle: Washington, Lincoln... the baby Jesus Dad!”
Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle
Eric Braeden - Elton Deedle
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle

“- Phil Deedle: Don't you find it odd?
- Stew Deedle: What?
- Phil Deedle: Boo bear has absolutely no relation to Yogie, yet they roam around the park in bow ties and no pants.”
Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle

“- Elton Deedle: Boys, I'm just so very, very proud of you.
- Stew Deedle: The feeling's mutual, Dad.
- Phil Deedle: Yeah, we're proud of us, too.”
Eric Braeden - Elton Deedle
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle
Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle

“When I see a cake, I see a forest fire.”
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle

“- Stew Deedle: Did you change your watch?
- Phil Deedle: Why? I like this watch?
- Stew Deedle: We're in a different time zone, bud!”
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle
Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle

“That's so diculous! It's re-diculous.”
Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle

“Insert laugh here.”
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle