“Meet the Feebles” quotes

“- Warthog: This is a lovely golf course, I'm tempted to join the club myself.
- Bletch: No chance of that I'm afraid, Cedric.
- Warthog: You mean they discriminate against Scots?
- Bletch: No, they just don't want assholes in the clubhouse.”
Peter Vere-Jones - Bletch

“- Bletch: Hey Barry, how's your handicap?
- Barry the Bulldog: She's at home boss. Baking a cake.”
Peter Vere-Jones - Bletch
Mark Hadlow - Barry the Bulldog

“I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.”

Brian Sergent - Trevor the Rat

- Bletch: Have you thought of a name for it, yet?
- Trevor the Rat: I was thinking along the lines of..."Dennis does Daisy".
- Bletch: No. That's lousy.
- Trevor the Rat: How about..."Anal Antics"?
- Bletch: "Anal Antics"... yes. It will appeal to the intellectuals. Do you think it will do as well as our last release and win the Hooker Prize?
Peter Vere-Jones - Bletch
Brian Sergent - Trevor the Rat

“- Trevor the Rat: Didn't you notice you were sitting on his face!
- Madame Udder: Well, it was a bit uncomfortable but I thought it was my hemorrhoids.”
Brian Sergent - Trevor the Rat

“- Bletch: Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?
- Trevor the Rat: Sure, boss. It's the next big fad.”
Peter Vere-Jones - Bletch
Brian Sergent - Trevor the Rat

“Sodomy, you make think it really odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You may call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy.”

Stuart Devenie - Sebastian