“Men With Brooms” quotes

“Hey man, all I did was cut his bulk mescaline for street sale and neglect to pay him. Chris, on the other hand, crushed his head with a curling rock.”
Peter Outerbridge - James Lennox

“It's not the size of the army, it's the fury of its onslaught.”
Jed Rees - Eddie Strombeck

“You got to understand something about these guys. To them, money is more or less, uh, a hobby. Violence on the other hand is their real vocation.”
Peter Outerbridge - James Lennox

“For ten years, I've drilled for oil in 93 coutnries, five different continents, and not once have I done anything to equal the grace of a well thrown rock sliding down a sheet. Not once.”
Paul Gross - Chris Cutter

“- James Lennox: I'm a drug dealer.
- Neil Bucyk: I bury dead people.
- Eddie Strombeck: I have a single digit sperm count.
- Chris Cutter: And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it.”

Peter Outerbridge - James Lennox
James Allodi - Neil Bucyk
Jed Rees - Eddie Strombeck
Paul Gross - Chris Cutter

“- Chris Cutter: She's okay, she's just tired.
- Brandon Foley: It's nice that you're lying to me but we both know she's shitface.
- Chris Cutter: Yeah, you'll take care of her?
- Brandon Foley: Got to, she's the only mom I've got.”
Paul Gross - Chris Cutter
Connor Price - Brandon Foley

“- Joanne: Okay. Like shuttleboard.
- James Lennox: It's shufflebaord and no. You gotta think like snooker, poker, and free-rock climbing. This is dangerous shit.”

Polly Shannon - Joanne
Peter Outerbridge - James Lennox