“Meteor” quotes

“Why don't you stick a broom up my ass? I can sweep the carpet on the way out.”
Sir Sean Connery - Paul Bradley

“- Paul Bradley: Would you really have gone across my bows?
- Coast Guard Officer: Yes, sir!
- Paul Bradley: Then I would have rammed you.
- Coast Guard Officer: All the way to the bottom, sir!”
Sir Sean Connery - Paul Bradley
Burke Byrnes - Coast Guard Officer

“You'd like it here, you know. We've got everything. Power cuts, strikes, unemployment, race riots, and a terrific crime rate.”

Sir Sean Connery - Paul Bradley

“Why don't you xerox 100 copies of that report, pass them out among 100 guys in Washington and then organize 100 meetings to discuss it, and by that time the meteor will have hit and we won't have any more problems!”
Karl Malden - Harry Sherwood

“One day you will come to Moscow and you will see a clean subway.”

Natalie Wood - Tatiana Donskaya