“Microwave Massacre” quotes

“- May: Donald, there is something bothering you, isn't there?
- Donald: You know May, you have a definite grab for the obvious.”
Claire Ginsberg - May
Jackie Vernon - Donald

“- Dee Dee Dee: What's your name, sweetie?
- Donald: Donald. What's yours?
- Dee Dee Dee: Dee Dee Dee. My mother wanted to name me Delia, but she stuttered.
- Donald: Oh...
- Dee Dee Dee: Hey, have you ever screwed in 3-Dee?”
Lou Ann Webber - Dee Dee Dee
Jackie Vernon - Donald

“- May: Some men, you should know, still find me attractive.
- Donald: How would I know them? I didn't attend the braille institute.”
Claire Ginsberg - May
Jackie Vernon - Donald

“Didn't I ever tell you about my hemorrhoids? They get really bad when it's humid, you know?”
Phil De Carlo - Sam

“I'm so hungry I could eat a whore.”
Jackie Vernon - Donald

“- May: Where were we? Who knows, the mood might give you ideas!
- Donald: I've got an idea all right. But I think it's against the law.”
Claire Ginsberg - May
Jackie Vernon - Donald

“- La Greasy Delight: May I have your order, please?
- Roosevelt: Go ahead, Dad!
- Donald: Er, let down your hair, unbutton your blouse, hike up your skirt, stick out your tongue, and a coke! And a coke!”
Elaine Barker - La Greasy Delight
Loren Schein - Roosevelt
Jackie Vernon - Donald

“The only problem is I can't make love to a woman, unless I eat her.”
Jackie Vernon - Donald