“Mighty Aphrodite” quotes
(1995)
Woody Allen
directed this movie
in 1995
Title Mighty Aphrodite
Year 1995
Director Woody Allen
Genre Comedy, Romance, Fantasy
Year 1995
Director Woody Allen
Genre Comedy, Romance, Fantasy
Plot – Lenny is a sport reporter and his wife Amanda is a gallerist. They adopt Max, a baby born in an institution by an unknown woman. Lenny is obsessed by the desire to meet the child's mother and manages to find her. She's Linda, a pornostar and a prostitute. While Amanda is busy with her job, Lenny meets the woman but she sends Lenny away. The man manages to get her confidence and helps her to change her life. In the meantime, Amanda has an affair with her superior Jerry, so Lenny has a relationship with Linda in turn. Amanda however is truly in love with her husband and rejects Jerry, meanwhile Linda meets a helicopter pilot and between them it's love at first sight. After a long time, Lenny meets Linda by chance: she's married now and has a child, but she doesn't reveal him the baby is actually his own daughter.
All actors – Pamela Blair, Rene Ceballos, Elie Chaib, George De La Pena, Joanne DiMauro, Denise Faye, Marian Filali, Angelo Fraboni, Scott Fowler, Seth Gertsacov, Patti Karr, Fred Mann III, John Mineo, Christopher Nelson, Valda Setterfield, Sven Toorvald, F. Murray Abraham, Woody Allen, Helena Bonham Carter, J. Smith-Cameron, Steven Randazzo, David Ogden Stiers, Olympia Dukakis, Jeffrey Kurland, Tucker Robin, Donald Symington, Claire Bloom, Nolan Tuffy, Jimmy McQuaid, Yvette Hawkins, Karin Haidorfer, Gary Alper, Rosemary Murphy, Peter McRobbie, Kathleen Doyle, Jennifer Greenhut, Sondra James, Paul Giamatti, William Addy, Peter Weller, Kenneth Edelson, Danielle Ferland, Mira Sorvino, Dan Mullane, Thomas Durkin, Dan Moran, Paul Herman, Tony Sirico, Tony Darrow, Ray Garvey, Michael Rapaport, Jack Warden, Kent Blocher, Joseph P. Coleman, Georgette Pasare, Al Cerullo, Bray Poor, David H. Kramer, Dann Fink, Karen Longwell, Dominic Marcus, Craig Sechler, Bill Timoney, Lisa Vidal, Bruce Winant, John D. Bair, John Dalton, Barney Fitzpatrick, Julie Halston, Adrian Lee, Rawleigh Moreland, Paul Navarra, Don Wallace
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“- Lenny Weinrib: You think I'm a loser?
- Linda Ash: Yeah, you've got no confidence, it's sweet, I like that in a man. I can't stand those johns who come in and throw down a couple of hundred and whip out a big dick and wave it all over the joint.
- Lenny Weinrib: I wouldn't do that, even if I wanted to...”“Of all human weaknesses, obsession is the most dangerous, and the silliest!”
“You didn't want a blowjob so the least I could do is get you a tie.”
“- Lenny Weinrib: He's dicking around in agriculture.
- Linda Ash: What's wrong with his dick?”“- Lenny Weinrib: I'm completely superfluous.
- Kevin: Oh, you don't feel good?”“Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.”
“Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.”
“- Cassandra: Now I see big trouble!
- Lenny Weinrib: Oh for God's sakes, you're such a Cassandra!
- Cassandra: I'm not 'such a Cassandra'; I am Cassandra!”- Linda Ash: You're married, aren't you?
- Lenny Weinrib: How can you tell that?
- Linda Ash: 'Cause you got that look.
- Lenny Weinrib: "That look"? What... what look is that?
- Linda Ash: That look like it's been a long time since you had a great blowjob.“I've had 16 fights and I won all of them but 12.”
“See, as the mainspring goes back and forth, the bishop keeps fucking her in the ass. It's a genuine antique and it keeps perfect time.”
“- Lenny Weinrib: You didn't see Schindler's List?
- Kevin: No, no... that was the one with the Jews and the, um... who were the bad guys?
- Lenny Weinrib: The Nazis. The blond guys were the Nazis.
- Kevin: They were tough motherfuckers.”“I see disaster. I see catastrophe. Worse, I see lawyers!”
There I am on the first day, on the set, and there's this guy fucking me from behind, right, and there are these two huge guys dressed like cops in my mouth at the same time and I remember thinking to myself, "I like acting. I wanna study".
“I'm not a violence person! I write about boxing and hockey and football!”
“I feel like I owe you a great fuck.”
“The handicapped are always cranky.”
“- Linda Ash: You wanna know why I liked you right from the start?
- Lenny Weinrib: Why?
- Linda Ash: 'Cause I'm always attracted to losers.”“- Lenny Weinrib: I told you from day one the girl was not a virgin!
- Kevin: You didn't tell me how many times though!”
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