“Modern Vampires” quotes

(1998)

Title Modern Vampires
Year 1998
Director Richard Elfman
Genre Comedy, Romance, Horror

Interpreted by

Rod Steiger
Kim Cattrall
Udo Kier

All actors – Casper Van Dien, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Rod Steiger, Kim Cattrall, Natasha Lyonne, Craig Ferguson, Udo Kier, Gabriel Casseus, Robert Pastorelli, Natalya Andreychenko, Boris Lee Krutonog, Marco Hofschneider

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“I'm the one holding the gun, okay? So, that makes me smart and you stupid.”
Natasha Gregson Wagner - Nico
[Tag:intelligence, stupidity, weapons]
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“- Nico: I never knew vampires could do sex.
- Dallas: That's a myth. With a good commercial lubricant we could go for hours.”
Natasha Gregson Wagner - Nico
Casper Van Dien - Dallas
[Tag:sex, vampire]

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