“Monsoon Wedding” quotes

“- P.K. Dubey: The Peacocks are not dancing. It will not rain.
- Lalit Verma: The Peacocks are not dancing? It will not rain? Have you smoked Ganja?”
Vijay Raaz - Parabatlal Kanhaiyalal 'P.K.' Dubey
Naseeruddin Shah - Lalit Verma

“- Hemant Rai: No sugar in mine.
- Jai Chand: You've been brainwashed by America.”

Parvin Dabas - Hemant Rai

“These are my children, and I will protect them even from myself if I have to.”
Naseeruddin Shah - Lalit Verma

“- Lalit Verma: Tej, would you like a cigar?
- Tej Puri: Thanks, I've given up.
- Lalit Verma: America makes everyone give up smoking.”
Naseeruddin Shah - Lalit Verma
Rajat Kapoor - Tej Puri

“Listen sweetheart, the main thing is, you have to fight the battle.”
Soni Razdan - Saroj Rai

“If he wants the work done, he must get the cash out.”
Vijay Raaz - Parabatlal Kanhaiyalal 'P.K.' Dubey

“- Ria Verma: I don't think you're ready for marriage.
- Aditi Verma: I just want to settle down.
- Ria Verma: So what do you do? Get married to some guy selected by mummy and daddy, you've barely known him for a couple of weeks!”
Shefali Shah - Ria Verma
Vasundhara Das - Aditi Verma

“Whether our parents introduce us or whether we meet in a club what difference does it make?”

Parvin Dabas - Hemant Rai

“My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able to fall. I mean, if you keep sitting on your ass, nothing's gonna happen.”

Soni Razdan - Saroj Rai