“Mother” quotes
(1996)Plot – John Henderson is a neurotic writer whose relationships with women always end in a catastrophe. Halfway through the journey of his life, John decides to start all over again in his relationship with the opposite sex. And the starting point is of course the first woman in life: his mother! She, however, has no intention of having her private life - and the house - invaded by her son. Coexistence, in fact, is very difficult.
All actors – Paul Collins, Laura Weekes, Albert Brooks, John C. McGinley, Debbie Reynolds, Richard Assad, Joey Naber, Vanessa Williams, Lisa Kudrow, Rob Morrow, Isabel Glasser, Danielle Quinn
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“We're not intimate dear. We just have sex occasionally.”
“I like my cheese in the ounces. When they start weighing as much as a Fiat, I get worried.”
“- Lawyer: Now this being your second divorce, Mr. Henderson, I'm sure you're familiar with the procedure, but your wife, uh... ex-wife, should know it would be wise not to leave the state for a few weeks until it's finalized.
- Karen Henderson: I'm not planning to leave the state.
- John Henderson: No. She just left me. She had nothing against...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Carl: Maybe you shouldn't get married anymore.
- John Henderson: I want kids.
- Carl: Well, adopt.
- John Henderson: I want to pass down my seed.
- Carl: Masturbate in the garden.”“We're in the 90s, mother. It's fancy jam time.”
“- Beatrice Henderson: I love you.
- John Henderson: I know you think you do, Mother.”
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