“Moving” quotes

“- Arlo Pear: Maybe we'll send you a plane ticket and you can visit us at Christmas.
- Frank Crawford: Good but I won't.”
Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear
Randy Quaid - Frank Crawford

“Honey, our daughter's getting married, you wanna come?”

Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear

“- Arlo Pear: What happened to my car?
- Brad Williams: Brad probably loaned the car to the Pope. Don't let the hat fool you, Man, the Pope's a crazy fucker. He probably blessed the car, got wasted and drove it off a fucking cliff.”
Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear
Dana Carvey - Brad Williams

“- Realtor: You may want to decorate this house differently.
- Arlo Pear: Oh yes, we'd get bigger penises.”

Anne Gee Byrd - Realtor
Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear

“- Reporter: Now that your job's been eliminated, sir, what are your future plans?
- Arlo Pear: I just sharpened my pencil!”
Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear

“- Woman: Excuse me, does your dog bite?
- Arlo Pear: Ma'am, that dog hasn't farted since March '78.”
Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear

“- Loan broker: So, you found your dream house. And right now you're asking First Boise Savings & Loan to give you a mortgage.
- Arlo Pear: As you can see, I've had the same job for 15 years.
- Loan broker: Well, that's very nice, but it's not enough. I mean, Al Capone had the same job for 30 years.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Loan Broker
Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear

“- Rudy: Sure, we'll have our problems, just like most young couples.
- Arlo Pear: You're gonna have a problem walking straight if you don't take your hands off my daughter.”

Morris Day - Rudy
Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear