“My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2” quotes

“The greeks invented italian.”
Michael Constantine - Gus

“- Maria: Remember, Paris, protect the poulaki - eyes open knees shut!
- Aunt Voula: [to Maria] If your knees are open, shut your eyes.”
Lainie Kazan - Maria
Andrea Martin - Aunt Voula

“- Gus: What's that thing called where they search for the uh... uh... DNA.
- Toula: A crime scene.
- Gus: No, no, where their families come from.
- Toula: Oh... the... find your ancestry site.”
Michael Constantine - Gus
Nia Vardalos - Toula

“- Gus: We need to find a boyfriend for Paris.
- Panos: How about Ariana Skoufis's boy, huh?
- Gus: Everybody on that island has six toes.
- Panos: Let's wait until summer. We check his feet.”
Michael Constantine - Gus
Mark Margolis - Panos

“- Gus: Now, give me a word, any word; and I will show you how the root of that word is greek.
- Costa: Uuuuh, facebook.
- Gus: Huh, the greeks invented facebook. We called it the telephone.”
Michael Constantine - Gus
Michael Sofos - Costa

“- Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
- Toula: You, all our lives.”
Lainie Kazan - Maria
Nia Vardalos - Toula

“A long time ago, I had a big fat greek wedding. Now my daughter is all grown up. Ian and I are just trying to find a minute to ourselves, and my family is still too close, but there's always a few surprises.”

Nia Vardalos - Toula

“Why do parents always say 'dream big' when they really mean, not too big?”
Elena Kampouris - Paris

“- Toula: Your hip is better. The physicotherapy is working.
- Gus: It's not that therapy. I can fix it myself [puts some Windex in his pants].
- Toula: Of course.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula
Michael Constantine - Gus