“My Boss's Daughter” quotes

“- Tom Stansfield: I appreciate all your help, but could you make sure that your friends stay out of the house?
- Audrey Bennett: All of them or just the colored guy?
- Tom Stansfield: No, all of them.
- Audrey Bennett: Oh, that's smart. That way the colored guy won't take it personal.”
Ashton Kutcher - Tom Stansfield
Molly Shannon - Audrey Bennett

“- T.J.: You rat me out, I'm gonna carve you like a turkey and beat your kids with what's left of you.
- Tom Stansfield: I don't have any kids.
- T.J.: I can wait.”
Michael Madsen - T.J.
Ashton Kutcher - Tom Stansfield

“Are you retarded? It's not a rhetorical question. Are you retarded?”

Terence Stamp - Jack Taylor

“- Jack Taylor: What's this I hear about you making fun of midgets?
- Tom Stansfield: I never make fun of midgets!
- Jack Taylor: You said, it would be fun to date one because then you could rest your beer on their head, now I have a sense of humour, but that's just sick.”
Terence Stamp - Jack Taylor
Ashton Kutcher - Tom Stansfield