“My Favorite Blonde” quotes

“- Karen Bentley: My name's Karen Bentley. I can't tell you any more.
- Larry Haines: My name's Larry Haines. There's no more to tell.”
Madeleine Carroll - Karen Bentley
Bob Hope - Larry Haines

“- Mother of 9-Year-Old Girl: I have a girl of nine who won't listen to what's right. She always does what's wrong. What should I do?
- Larry Haines: Wait ten years, and if there's no improvement... send me her number.”

Nell Craig - Mother of 9-Year-Old Girl
Bob Hope - Larry Haines

“Is that your real hair or did you scalp an angel?”

Bob Hope - Larry Haines

“- Larry Haines: You sure you know how to run this thing?
- Karen Bentley: Sure! My brother's a British ace.
- Larry Haines: Well, my uncle's a dogcatcher, but I can't bark.”

Bob Hope - Larry Haines
Madeleine Carroll - Karen Bentley