“Mystery Men” quotes
(1999)
Title Mystery Men
Year 1999
Director Kinka Usher
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Fantasy, Action
Year 1999
Director Kinka Usher
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Fantasy, Action
Plot – Shoveler, Furious and The Blue Raja are three losers who want to become superheroes in Champion City. Unfortunately for them, the city already has its hero: the sponsored and efficient Captain Amazing. However, the lack of criminals threatens Captain Amazing's popularity as well as his Pepsi sponsorship. For these reasons, he decides to free his long-standing enemy, Casanova Frankenstein. The fool Amazing soon finds himself Casanova's prisoner and that is when the Mystery Men come into action.
All actors – Ben Stiller, Hank Azaria, William H. Macy, Janeane Garofalo, Kel Mitchell, Paul Reubens, Wes Studi, Greg Kinnear, Geoffrey Rush, Lena Olin, Eddie Izzard, Artie Lange
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“- Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this, again?
- The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
- Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
- The Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that.”“- Lucille: A lot of other men I could have married, Eddie - still are!
- The Shoveller: I understand.
- Lucille: If one person vomits in my pool, I'm divorcing you!
- The Shoveller: That's fair.”“Dad, this is the way it has to be. The upshot is you won't be killed because you're already dead.”
- Mr. Furious: Am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right". It's...
- The Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...
- Mr. Furious: ... your rage will become your... (continue)(continue reading)
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