“Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult” quotes
(1994)Peter Segal
directed this movie
in 1994
Title Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult
Original title Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Year 1994
Director Peter Segal
Genre Comedy, Crime, Action
Original title Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Year 1994
Director Peter Segal
Genre Comedy, Crime, Action
Plot – Frank Drebin, a clumsy police lieutenant in marital crisis with Jane Spencer, is now retired and enthusiastically dedicates himself to household chores. His boss Ed Hocken convinces him to return to action because of the threat of an Arab terrorist attack. Infiltrated in Statesville prison, Frank gains the trust of Rocco, a terrorist, and escapes with him. Reached by Jane, who suspects he has an affair with Rocco's woman, Frank pretends to take her as hostage to save her life. Meanwhile Rocco replaces one of the numerous Academy Awards with a bomb and to neutralize the terrorist's plan Frank has to take part at the ceremony. After a series of incredible setbacks, Rocco is sent to the air in the helicopter of his Arab mates and explodes with it. Frank reconciles with his beloved wife and receives the public and colleagues' compliments.
All actors – Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, George Kennedy, O.J. Simpson, Fred Ward, Kathleen Freeman, Anna Nicole Smith, Ellen Greene, Ed Williams, Raye Birk, Matt Roe, Wylie Small, Sharon Cornell, Earl Boen, Jeff Wright, Lorali Hart, Mallory Sandler, Karen Segal, Brad Lockerman, Rosalind Allen, Charlotte Zucker, Lois De Banzie, Doris Belack, Nigel Gibbs, Andre Rosey Brown, Randall 'Tex' Cobb, Ann B. Davis, Alex Zimmerman, Marc Alaimo, Tom Finnegan, Hammam Shafie, Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter, Danny D. Daniels, Joe Grifasi, Vanna White, 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Rick Scarry, Mary Lou Retton, James R. Scribner, Lou Felder, Chrissy Bocchino, Pia Zadora, Joe D'Angerio, Gary Cooper, Christopher J. Keene, Joe Flood, Scott Evers, Paul Hutton, Burton Zucker, Susan Breslau, Erin MacArthur, Marcy Goldman, David Zucker, Robert K. Weiss, Peter Segal, Robert LoCash, William Kerr, Jolie Chain, Wendy Hogan, Jeri Caldwell, Michael Ewing, David 'Skippy' Malloy, Vanessa Sandin, Julie Strain, Andrew Craig, David Fresco, Bill Erwin, Adam Hasart, John Capodice, Glen Chin, Philip Yamaguchi, Florence Henderson, Tim Bohn, Timothy Watters, Eugene Greytak, Aaron Seville, Blane Savage, Michael Chambers, T.C. Diamond, Brett Heine, Jerald Vincent, Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward, Brian Wightman, Bryan Anthony, Paul Feig, Joel Madison, Steve Pepoon, Scott Herriott, Edward Weber, Adrienne Parsons, Robert J. Elisberg, Elisa Gabrielli, Taran Killam, Marianne Davis, Bill Zuckert, Nicole Segal, Lil Chain, Shirley Brody, Michael Boatman, Eric Christmas, Bill Chemerka, Benjamin Cohen, Joyce Agu, Sharon Breslau, Jaime H. Campos, Shannen Doherty, Olympia Dukakis, R. Lee Ermey, Morgan Fairchild, Elliott Gould, Kevin Grevioux, Ryal Haakenson, Mariel Hemingway, Barry Hickey, James Earl Jones, Lillian Lehman, Bob Pepper, Craig Richards, Thomas Rosales Jr., Andrea Rosen, Jayson Smiley, Symba, Ken Tipton, Raquel Welch, Bruce A. Young
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“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”
“Look, baby. I am what I am, and I do what I do. A few guys make shoelaces, some lay sod, others make a very good living neutering animals. I'm a cop!”
“- Rocco: Any last words before I throw you off?
- Jane Spencer: Yes. Don't do it.”“- Papshmir: My people are very upset.
- Muriel: They're always upset. They're Arab terrorists.”“- Papshmir: You are supposed to be the world's foremost terrorist bomber. Airlines, government buildings...
- Muriel: The devastation in South Florida.
- Papshmir: That was Hurricane Andrew.
- Muriel: That's what they told the public.”“- Muriel: How's my little boy? Getting along ok, sweetie?
- Rocco: As well as a heterosexual can in prison. I don't know how much longer I can take it. How's Tanya?
- Muriel: Tanya's the same. Milky, creamy skin, pouting red lips, firm buttocks, ample breasts, ears you want to stick your tongue into.
- Rocco: Ma, please. I'm gonna get guy cramps...” (continue)(continue reading)“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out.”
“- Jane Spencer: How could you!
- Tanya: Well, you just shove your tongue as far down his throat as you can.”
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