“National Lampoon's Senior Trip” quotes

“- Miss Tracy Milford: Students, J. Edgar Hoover was the founder and director of the FBI from 1924 until his death in 1972. He was a great American.
- Herbert Jones: He was a fascist transvestite and I hope he rots in Hell!”

Valerie Mahaffey - Miss Tracy Milford
Michael Blake - Herbert Jones

“- Reggie Barry: Pop quiz, hotshot: You have 10 underage students craving alcoholic beverages in a store containing your high school principal. What do you do? What-do-you-do?
- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Take out the principal.”
Rob Moore - Reggie Barry
Jeremy Renner - Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino

“- Senator John Lerman: We're due at the capitol and you're porking the math teacher?
- Miss Tracy Milford: Keyboarding teacher.
- Senator John Lerman: Whatever.”
Lawrence Dane - Senator John Lerman
Valerie Mahaffey - Miss Tracy Milford

“I've been thinking about our impending relationship. Which I think is a good idea. As long as you don't talk too much, you let me call the shots, and my parents never, never, never find out about you, I think it could work out between us.”

Fiona Loewi - Lisa Perkins

“- Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: What about Meg?
- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Meg's gay.
- Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: Well, if anyone can change her, it's you.”
Danny Smith - Barry 'Virus' Kremmer
Jeremy Renner - Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino

“- Lisa Perkins: Nobody likes me. Everyone thinks I'm a frigid headcase.
- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Well, Virus and Reggie do... but I don't. Look, why don't you prove them wrong by coming to the back and partying with us?
- Lisa Perkins: Okay. I can be fun.”
Fiona Loewi - Lisa Perkins
Jeremy Renner - Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino

“- Ish: Hey! I want no trouble from you people! You hear me? Behave!
- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: I hate when I get blamed for something before I do anything wrong.”

Marvin Ishmael - Ish
Jeremy Renner - Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino

“- Herbert Jones: What we need is a miracle.
- Meg Smith: Yeah. Like that time when the school got torched right before finals.”
Michael Blake - Herbert Jones
Nicole de Boer - Meg Smith

“- Miosky: You know what I wanna do? I wanna do a Jap.
- Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: Hey! How about Carla Morgan? I hear she's half Jewish!
- Miosky: Not that kind of Jap. A real Jap from China. With silky soft skin, almond eyes and straight blonde hair.”
Eric Edwards - Miosky
Danny Smith - Barry 'Virus' Kremmer

“Wouldn't it be cool to screw in the principal's bedroom?”
Tara Strong - Carla Morgan

“People think that we're nothing but a generation of losers. Sitting on our butts, playing video games and watching MTV. That's not true!”
Sergio Di Zio - Steve Nisser

“- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: I am concerned about you, Lisa. One day, you're gonna wake up and realize that you wasted all of your high school years studying.
- Lisa Perkins: And you're gonna wake up one day and realize that you're a loser!”
Jeremy Renner - Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino
Fiona Loewi - Lisa Perkins