“Never Been Kissed” quotes

“- Josie Geller: That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry...” (continue)(continue reading)
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Octavia Spencer - Cynthia

“- Josie Geller: The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
- Anita: Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Molly Shannon - Anita

“- Sam Coulson: All I can tell you is that when you're my age, guys will be lined up around the corner for you.
- Josie Geller: You have to say that because you're my teacher.
- Sam Coulson: Actually, I shouldn't say that because I'm your teacher.”
Michael Vartan - Sam Coulson
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

Sex can be fun... when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N' Roses concert, you're gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "They're not gonna want to buy the whole friggin' ice cream truck when you're handing out the... (continue)(continue reading)

Molly Shannon - Anita

- Anita: Guess who I did it with last night?
- Josie Geller: Roger from Op/Ed?
- Anita: Aww... Who told you?
- Josie Geller: You did. You said, and I quote "Tonight I have a date with Roger from Op/Ed, and I'm gonna do it with him".
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Molly Shannon - Anita
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- P.E. Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.
- Josie Geller: You guys are still telling that lie?”
Jennifer Parsons - P.E. Teacher
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Guy Perkins: Hi, I'm Guy.
- Josie Geller: Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes! Yikes. Bikes!
- Guy Perkins: Are you in special-ed? I mean, are you?
- Kristin: A Geek?
- Gibby: You totally just said that out load.”
Jeremy Jordan - Guy Perkins
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Marley Shelton - Kristin
Jordan Ladd - Gibby

“- Rob Geller: I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.
- Josie Geller: Hear one.
- Rob Geller: Whatever.”
David Arquette - Rob Geller
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Josie Geller: You know, Adelie penguins, they spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together.
- Tracy: But I'm not a penguin.
- Sam Coulson: It's an analogy.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Katie Lansdale - Tracy
Michael Vartan - Sam Coulson

“Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

Somebody once said, "To write well, you have to write what you know". Well, here is what I know...
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Aldys: And I want to go to NorthWestern!
- Josie Geller: Oh my Gosh! I went there!
- Aldys: For what?
- Josie Geller: ...To go to the bathroom once. They have really nice facilities.”

Leelee Sobieski - Aldys
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil.”
Sean Whalen - Merkin

“- Gibby: What is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?
- Kristin: That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen... Did I just say that out loud?”
Jordan Ladd - Gibby
Marley Shelton - Kristin

“- Josie Geller: That'll teach me to wear white jeans after labor day.
- Gibby: I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Jordan Ladd - Gibby