“New Waterford Girl” quotes

“Since everyone in town realized that Patty wasn't just larding up from French fries, he had no choice.”

Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“- Betty-Anne Pottie: There is some things you have to know if you're finally start going out.
- Moonie Pottie: That's okay.
- Betty-Anne Pottie: Listen to me. If a guy says it's his belt buckle poking you, it isn't. It's something else.”
Krista MacDonald - Betty-Anne Pottie
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“- Moonie Pottie: I can't go.
- Cecil Sweeney: Why not?
- Moonie Pottie: It's breaking their hearts.
- Cecil Sweeney: That's normal.
- Moonie Pottie: Not for me, it isn't.”

Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney

“The Hudson River is filled with piss, cola, and sludge, ok? There's hardly any water in it.”
Tara Spencer-Nairn - Lou Benzoa

“- Moonie Pottie: Why can't I just be alone?
- Francis Pottie: All right, Moonei, go to your room!
- Moonie Pottie: I don't have a room! I sleep in the hall, remember?”
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie
Nicholas Campbell - Francis Pottie

“- Cecil Sweeney: I'm the guy living in a trailer, no one will listen to me.
- Moonie Pottie: What's the matter with you?
- Cecil Sweeney: Nothing! This is just me when I'm not in school.”
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“- Cecil Sweeney: My house. Do you think this is a sign?
- Lou Benzoa: Yeah, it's a sign your house is gone.”
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney
Tara Spencer-Nairn - Lou Benzoa

“Ask me anything. I know all the street-names. I know how to reuse a tea bag. I know what they do up number eleven. I know how to beat the crap out of someone. I know all about God's country. Ask me anything.”
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“- Cecil Sweeney: It's time everyone know the truth, eh?
- Moonie Pottie: What?
- Cecil Sweeney: Are you going to kiss me like a hero or what?”
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“I wasn't really born here, you know. When I was a tiny infant, my real mother, a famous opera singer, dropped me from a silver jet as she passed over what she saw as a beautiful tropical coastline. God's country.”
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“You know, I developed alcoholism early on, actually.”
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney

“- Cecil Sweeney: What'll happen to me if you go?
- Moonie Pottie: You'll have to live your own life, I guess.
- Cecil Sweeney: You know that I'm in love with you?
- Moonie Pottie: Talk to me when you grow up!”
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie