“No Cure For Cancer” quotes

“Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“We didn't have rehab back in the seventies. Back in the seventies rehab meant you'd stop doing coke, but kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

I can remember a time in this country when men were proud to get cancer, goddammit! It was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer twice. Second time, they took out one of his lungs. He said, "Take 'em both! I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Keith Richards said that we should not do drugs. We can't do anymore drugs, because you already fuckin' did them all! There's none left, we have to wait until you die so we can smoke you're ashes, alright!”

Denis Colin Leary - Himself

That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going: "Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself