“Nobody Knows Anything!” quotes

“- Virus: You laughin' at me, huh? Huh? You laughin' at me? What am I, a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm what, I'm funny now? Huh? You must be laughin' at me; I don't see anybody else around here!
- Patty: You're mixing your movies, dipshit.”

Mitch Rouse - Virus
Janeane Garofalo - Patty

- Sarah: Being a girl, it's all right for me not to be into guns.
- Gun Expert: Whatdya mean, "being a girl"? That's all the more reason ya need one - all these crazies in the streets! You wanna be raped? No. Then you carry a gun.
Alanna Ubach - Sarah
Ed Lauter - Gun Expert

“- Sarah: I don't believe in guns.
- Gun Expert: Well, ya know, you don't know what it's like until you touch the love shaft of Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.”
Alanna Ubach - Sarah
Ed Lauter - Gun Expert

- Jimmy: I still don't see how renting is funny.
- Virus: Well, it's not funny. It's cheating.
- Jimmy: But funny and cheating are synonyms.
- Virus: Whatever.
- Jimmy: "Whatever". Good response; I guess you win.
David Pasquesi - Jimmy
Mitch Rouse - Virus