“Norbit” quotes
(2007)“Norbit” Quotes 12 quotes
“Strange mystical thing happen, Norbit. Even though poison is in Norbit, he not die. Norbit get stronger and stronger. That's why I know Norbit, deep down inside, you very, very strong. Strong like warrior.”
“- Preacher: But you can't object yet.
- Pope Sweet Jesus: Well I am objeculatin' prematurely!”“I wanna be a ho. How do I apply?”
“Once a loser, always a loser.”
“- Mr. Wong: Remember, black people run very fast. But problem run faster.
- Norbit: ...That's kinda racist.
- Mr. Wong: Yes, Wong very racist. Don't like black. Don't like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food.”When Norbit was little boy he say "One day I'll have the girl of my dream" and then you and marry a gorilla!
“- Mr. Wong: Whale ho!
- Rasputia: Did somebody just call me a whale?
- Mr. Wong: Yeah! And a ho!”“- Norbit: Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday...
- Rasputia: Say Tuesday again you ain't gonna see Wednesday.”“- Teen Attendant: Excuse me ma'am. We have a 300 lb weight limit.
- Rasputia: I don't weigh no damn 300 lbs. I weigh 165!”
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