“O.C. and Stiggs” quotes

“- Gramps: If you're gonna be hanging around the house, I need to know two things.
- Nurse: What are those?
- Gramps: Can you make huevos rancheros?
- Nurse: Oh, I can manage that.
- Gramps: Good. Now, what's your story on menopause, huh?
- Nurse: I always pause for men, Harry.”

Ray Walston - Gramps

“- Stiggs: Ok, Ms. Bunny! Number 1, we want zero miles to the gallon.
- O.C. : Right. No MPGs. It has to be a vulgarly inefficient mode of trasnportation.
- Stiggs: Loud, real loud. It has to generate a terrifyingly sismic field of noise. If we could combine really loud noise with the ugliness of poverty, we'd have the ideal car.”
Neill Barry - Stiggs
Daniel Jenkins - O.C.

“- Stiggs: What do you, like, do?
- Pat Coletti: Basically, I drink. And I make a lot of money.
- Stiggs: I mean, what kind of work do you do, that you can do, really wasted?
- Pat Coletti: Hog couture, boys.
- Stiggs: Hog couture? How's that?
- Pat Coletti: I manufacture clothes for fat women.”
Neill Barry - Stiggs
Martin Mull - Pat Coletti

“She's real frail and introverted, she likes to dance to ballet and play her harp. We thought she'd be happier with a... machine gun.”

Daniel Jenkins - O.C.