“Old School” quotes

“- Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
- Taxi Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Stuart Cornfeld - Taxi Driver

“Why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“Don't beat yourself up over this. It's not your fault. That's what old people do. They die.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch

“- Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
- Beanie: Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“- Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
- Heidi: Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Juliette Lewis - Heidi

My mom's gonna kill me. I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you". She showed me the knife.

Jerod Mixon - Weensie

“All we are is dust in the wind.”
Will Ferrell - Frank