“Once Bitten” quotes
(1985)
Title Once Bitten
Year 1985
Director Howard Storm
Genre Comedy, Horror
Year 1985
Director Howard Storm
Genre Comedy, Horror
Plot – An apparently normal countess is actually a 400-year-old vampire who needs to drink the blood of a virgin for three times before Halloween. She sends her servant Sebastian and the younger vampires to Los Angeles. However, here it isn’t easy to find a pure girl, but after many researches, the young Robin looks like the perfect prey.
All actors – Lauren Hutton, Jim Carrey, Karen Kopins, Cleavon Little, Thomas Ballatore, Skip Lackey, Jeb Stuart Adams, Joseph Brutsman, Stuart Charno, Robin Klein, Glen Mauro, Gary Mauro
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“- Countess: How many days left till Halloween, Sebastian?
- Sebastian: Oh, a little more than a week, Countess. I told you not to worry.
- Countess: Not to worry? How amusing. But then you're not the one who needs to have the virgin blood of a young man not once, but three times before All Hallows Eve. Not to worry? Being a vampire in the 20th...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Robin Pierce: Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times.
- Mark Kendall: Half way through it a million times. It's what people do when they're in love! It's natural. It's right.
- Robin Pierce: Well it's not natural or right for me to do it in a car.
- Mark Kendall: What about an ice cream truck?”- Russ: Tell us what happened, man! Blow by beautiful blow! Did you undress her slowly? Like first, revealing big lucious "magoombas"?
- Jamie: Did she have any tattoos or scars or anything?
- Mark Kendall: I told you I don't remember! If you guys are so interested in my sexual failures, why don't you go have a few of your own?“I don't want to be a vampire. I'm a day person.”
“I'm the owner of the pants you've been trying to get into for the past four years.”
“- Mark Kendall: Look! I'm not there! Look! I swear I wasn't there a minute ago. It was that woman.
- Robin Pierce: The one who bit your buttons?
- Mark Kendall: I think she is a vampire and I think she has turned me into one.
- Robin Pierce: Turning you into a vampire?
- Mark Kendall: That's why I couldn't see myself. Vampires don't have a...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Jamie: This is terrible. I can't believe this happened.
- Russ: Most humiliating experience of my life!
- Jamie: This is awful. This is the suckiest thing that could ever happen! The whole school thinks we're... gay!
- Russ: Don't be such a twerp! Our past histories speak for themselves. No one's going to think we're gay.”“- Mark Kendall: Are you a prostitute?
- Countess: I'm whatever you want me to be.
- Mark Kendall: Good! 'Cause I only have five dollars!”“Hi. I'm Russ, and I'm a Sagittarius. I enjoy surfing, candlelit dinners, and Tolstoi. Listen: I'm a mature person and you're a mature person, so why don't we just skip all the bullshit, get rid of our inhibitions, and do what we really wanna do?”
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