“Only When I Laugh” quotes

“- Georgia Hines: I love you. Why don't we smarten up and marry each other?
- Jimmy Perrino: Because you're an alcoholic and I'm gay. We'd have trouble getting our kids into a good school.”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines
James Coco - Jimmy Perrino

“I want to be a star so bad! I don't mean a little star, I want to be a big star! With three agents, and a business manager, and a press agent. And then I would fire all of them and I would hire new ones because I am such a big star! And I would make everyone pay for the 22 years I have poured into this business. I wouldn't do benefits, I...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Coco - Jimmy Perrino

“Let me sleep on the sofa. I love sleeping on the sofa. Beds are too big when you're alone. Let me sleep on the sofa. I love sleeping on the sofa. Beds are too big when you're alone.”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines

“- Georgia Hines: You're a lousyliar!
- Jimmy Perrino: I am a wonderful liar! I'm only lousy when I lie to you!”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines
James Coco - Jimmy Perrino

“- Bartender: What's the problem?
- Georgia Hines: Do you see cigarettes? That's the problem.
- Bartender: How much money did you put in?
- Georgia Hines: Twelve dollar like it says.”

Nick Lapadula - Bartender
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines

“- Georgia Hines: What is that crap you're putting on your face?
- Toby Landau: It is from Vienna. It is ninety dollars a tube, do you notice you never see a pore on my face.”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines
Joan Hackett - Toby Landau