“Orgazmo” quotes
(1997)
Title Orgazmo
Year 1997
Director Trey Parker
Genre Comedy
Year 1997
Director Trey Parker
Genre Comedy
Plot – Joe is a young innocent Mormon in Hollywood. He is about to move to Utah, where he will marry the beautiful Lisa, who is also a virgin. One day a movie producer offers him a very well paid job. The problem, though, is that it's a porn film, in which Joe has to play the part of the superhero Orgazmo.
All actors – Trey Parker, Dian Bachar, Robyn Lynne Raab, Michael Dean Jacobs, Ron Jeremy, Andrew Kemler, David Dunn, Matt Stone, Toddy Walters, Chasey Lain, Juli Ashton, Masao Maki, Joseph Arsenault, Jeff Schubert, Desi Singh, Stanley G. Sawicki, Jacobus Rose, Susan Timlake, Louise Rapport, Ken Merckx, Kristen Anacker, Buff Grey, Cathy Fitzpatrick, Marcus Vaughn, Joseph Moore, Anna Kazuki, Ivu, Jeffery Bowman, Lady Stripper The Fat, Shayla LaVeaux, John Marlo, Tim Lake, Anthony Mindel, Jason McHugh, Jerald A. Greenfield, Ron Hall, Jamshid, Robert Lansing, Thom Klohn, Lloyd Kaufman, Jill Kelly, James Pierre Comete, Erin Alain, Liane Adamo, Horrac Vandegelden, Eric Stough, Miyu Natsuki, Mao Asami, Stephen Monas, Max Hardcore, Christi Lake, Jeanna Fine, Davia Ardell, Jacklyn Lick, Ruby Diamond, Melissa Hill, Serenity, Melissa Monet, Peter R. Romero, Warren Northwood, Barocca, Nikita, Chris Borkovec, Ben Patrick Johnson
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“- Maxxx Orbison: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
- Joe Young: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?”“- Ben Chapelski: Jesus!
- Joe Young: Where?”“I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!”
“- Older Porn Actress: They should've done DVDA.
- Joe Young: DVDA?
- Older Porn Actress: Double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving...”“- Lisa: You pig, you're responsible for degrading all of those women.
- Clark: Equally degradable in pornographic films.”- Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel.
- Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?
- Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.
- Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?
- Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack...... (continue)(continue reading)“There's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man.”
“I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.”
“- Lisa: I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
- Joe Young: Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!”“My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant! Isn't that cool?”
“- Interviewer: What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles, like Schindler's Fist?
- Maxxx Orbison: I really think history will describe Orgazmo better than I possibly could.”“- Old Lady: You two boys can just fuck right off.
- Joe Young: Ma'am?
- Old Lady: You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers.”“Bring me my stunt cock.”
“- Maxxx Orbison: They're the Assfuck Twins.
- Joe Young: Couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
- Maxxx Orbison: No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?”“Superheroes that pray together stay together.”
“- Lisa: Men are always in a position of power.
- Rodgers: They're the ones who want the product so bad, they're the victims.
- Lisa: It exploits men by exploiting women.”“- Joe Young: But if you're such a scientific genius,don't you think Heavenly Father has something more important planned for your life?
- Ben Chapelski: Who?
- Joe Young: You.
- Ben Chapelski: What?”“I'm not a superhero! I'm a Latter-Day Saint.”
“Your testicles have grown to the size of Florida oranges.”
“- Ben Chapelski: To the Orgazmobile!
- Joe Young: What?
- Ben Chapelski: My Buick Century!”
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