“Out to Sea” quotes
(1997)Plot – Charlie Gordon has a passion for horse races but he wastes soon all his money. He's hounded by creditors and embarks on a cruise ship with his brother-in-law Herb. Charlie makes Herb think he has free tickets, but actually he has applied them for a job in the ballroom. The director suspects them because they can't dance at all. Charlie meets Liz while Herb, as a widower, is attracted by Vivian. Charlie is a skillful cards player so Liz thinks he's a wealthy businessman, but the situation complicates and everyone is forced to leave the ship. The couples stay together while the director remains in his beloved ballroom.
All actors – Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Dyan Cannon, Gloria DeHaven, Brent Spiner, Elaine Stritch, Hal Linden, Donald O'Connor, Edward Mulhare, Rue McClanahan, Alexandra Powers, Sean O'Bryan
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“- Charlie Gordon: Liz... from the first moment I saw you on that ship... it was my intention to lie to you, I swear.
- Liz LaBreche: Well, that's sweet.
- Charlie Gordon: What I didn't intend, was falling in love with you.”“- Charlie Gordon: Why are you sterilizing your trousers?
- Herb Sullivan: I'm steaming them.
- Charlie Gordon: Oh, then what are you gonna' do, eat 'em with garlic butter?
- Herb Sullivan: It takes the wrinkles out, you imbecile!
- Charlie Gordon: Huh! When a man is steaming his pants at midnight, it generally means there's a broad.”“- Charlie Gordon: I'm waiting for my sexual prime.
- Liz LaBreche: And just when do you think that's gonna happen?”“There's no such thing as too late. That's why they invented death.”
“- Mavis LaBreche: I saw the way you were looking at my daughter's chest.
- Charlie Gordon: I used to be a cardiologist.”“I have lived for 71 years, I've fought a war, I've buried my wife and I've survived 48 white sales at Gimble's. So if you think a little fop like you is gonna stop me, you've got another think coming!”
“- Mavis LaBreche: Which Wright brother did you buy this plane from?
- Willie the Pilot: Probably the one you dated in high school.
- Mavis LaBreche: Oh, that's reassuring. We have a funny pilot.”“- Liz LaBreche: What's the matter? Are you all right?
- Charlie Gordon: An old football injury.
- Liz LaBreche: College?
- Charlie Gordon: No, professional. The Jets blew a 30 point lead against the Dolphins. I tried to throw my TV set out the window.”“- Charlie Gordon: Should've had him neutered.
- Liz LaBreche: Oh, I did, ha ha. Except I used an attorney instead of a doctor.”
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