“Overnight Delivery” quotes
(1998)
Title Overnight Delivery
Year 1998
Director Jason Bloom
Genre Comedy, Romance
Year 1998
Director Jason Bloom
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – Wyatt finds out that his girlfriend Kim is cheating on him and decides to send her a vitriolic letter via a courier. However, a message sent by Kim makes it clear that it was all just a misunderstanding. Wyatt then tries to block the letter to avoid a disaster, but it's impossible. Wyatt then leaves with his friend Ivy to intercept the letter and has only 24 hours to do it!
All actors – Paul Rudd, Christine Taylor, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Silverman, Buffy Sedlachek, Richard Cody, Gary Wolf, Carl Anthony Payne II, Tim McNiff, Gale Plewacki, Tamara Mello, John Sylvain
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“My stomach turned the last time we made out and your gut flapped against me; those cellulite packed cactuses you call thighs with the razor sharp stubble called to mind a fifth rate porno actress that I once jerked off to during the tenure of our sorry marriage of convenience. Now I can finally tell all my friends how nauseating you are to mate...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Your puritanical attitudes towards sex were just childish and insecure.”
“Slut? Oh, oh, no. If I wanna bag a professor from one of my classes, I will, but nobody, and I mean nobody, calls me a slut, so the next time you feel like casting aspersions on my character, try remembering that this quote unquote slut is driving your judgmental ass all the way to Des Moines. So a little decency would be in order.”
“- Ivy Miller: You know it's funny I thought you had a girlfriend.
- Wyatt Trips: Me? No... well yeah, but I was just killing time.
- Ivy Miller: Killing time?
- Wyatt Trips: Yeah, killing time until I met you.
- Ivy Miller: Boy, never thought I'd fall for a line like that.”
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