“Paradise Alley” quotes

“- Annie: You've got a lot of style for somebody with pigeon crap on their shoulder, Cosmo.
- Cosmo Carboni: That isn't real pigeon crap. That's just something I had sewn on to make me stand out in a crowd. You know?”
Anne Archer - Annie
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“Do you know how many men could've been sitting on top of the world, but they let a dame tell them what to do and the only thing they ended up sitting on top of was a toilet.”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“Hey, Vic. Frankie here wants to have a friendly arm-wrestling contest with you.”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“- Cosmo Carboni: Frankie! My brother who isn't as handsome as you is as strong as Charles Atlas.
- Stitch: Your brother is a moron.
- Cosmo Carboni: Nah. He isn't a moron.”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni
Kevin Conway - Stitch

“That guy's too stupid to be scared. He's a primitive.”

Kevin Conway - Stitch

“- Victor Carboni: We're brothers doesn't that mean anything to you?
- Cosmo Carboni: Yes that means a lot to me. It means there's a lot of bananas hanging off the family tree.”
Lee Canalito - Victor Carboni
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“- Cosmo Carboni: You've got to start off every morning by croning to that low-life, bag bird?
- Victor Carboni: Bella likes music in the morning.
- Cosmo Carboni: Yeah? Then buy the bum a radio!”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni
Lee Canalito - Victor Carboni

“Everybody needs something. And I think what you need is a whole lot of me, wrapped around you on a cold winter night.”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“Why should I walk around looking like a boiled rag when I can have a stylish set of duds for free?”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“- Lenny Carboni: I promise you fifty wins before Christmas.
- Burp: Your man gets in the ring forty of fifty times before Christmas he won't have enough brains left to tie his shoelaces. And then you'll have two cripples in the family.”
Armand Assante - Lenny Carboni
Joe Spinell - Burp