“Parker” quotes

“If you don't tell me what I need to know, I'm gonna press down on this chair until it crushes your trachea. Trust me, it's agonizing. Plus, there's the posthumous humiliation of having been killed with a chair.”

Jason Statham - Parker

“I don't steal from anyone who can't afford it, and I don't hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.”
Jason Statham - Parker

“- Leslie Rodgers: Do you ever feel bad about what you do?
- Parker: Everyone steals, Leslie. Some people admit it to themselves, some don't. It's what human beings do. That's why we invented locks.”
Jennifer Lopez - Leslie Rodgers
Jason Statham - Parker

“I'm sick of chauffeuring these fucking entitled wannabe playboys who have never worked a day in their life. Showing them houses that I could never afford. Laughing at their jokes that I can't stand. All while fending off their gropes. But not all their gropes. Because you never know, one of these days I might just might get a full commission.”
Jennifer Lopez - Leslie Rodgers

“- Jake Fernandez: Hey, you have a cupholder in your car, or you just keep that between your legs?
- Leslie Rodgers: Well, it's large and black, Jake. Where do you think I like it?”

Bobby Cannavale - Jake Fernandez
Jennifer Lopez - Leslie Rodgers

“- Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?
- Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.”
Jennifer Lopez - Leslie Rodgers
Jason Statham - Parker