“People Places Things” quotes

“- Will Henry: Do you know one of the first things I liked about you was?
- Diane: What?
- Will Henry: Your tits.
- Diane: That's so nice. Please touch them.”
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Regina Hall - Diane

“- Will Henry: I just did grown up stuff.
- Colette: What kind of grown-up stuff?
- Will Henry: You know, like, just walking around, doing a job, talking in the serious voice...”

Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Gia Gadsby - Colette

“- Charlie: You make them kites, you take them camping, you show more initiative now than you ever showed in our relationship.
- Will Henry: I don't know. I think I just got comfortable with you taking the lead.
- Charlie: Yeah, well, I never wanted to be the leader.”
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Stephanie Allynne - Charlie

“- Diane: What went wrong?
- Will Henry: I guess she just stopped talking. And I enjoyed the silence too much.”
Regina Hall - Diane
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“- Diane: Nice meeting you.
- Will Henry: Yeah, thank you for the pork cutlets. Delicious.
- Diane: Hmm... It was swordfish.”
Regina Hall - Diane
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“- Kat: Do you wanna know the best part about my parents splitting up?
- Will Henry: Yes, please tell me.
- Kat: They split up.
- Will Henry: That's a beautiful story.
- Kat: Thank you, it's my life, so...”
Jessica Williams - Kat
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“- Kat: Are you okay?
- Will Henry: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just having a bad life. It'll be over eventually.”
Jessica Williams - Kat
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“Maybe happiness is not a sustainable condition.”
Stephanie Allynne - Charlie

“- Will Henry: Hey, how do you know where I live?
- Kat: What, dude! Come on, I'm 19. I know everything about everything.”
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Jessica Williams - Kat

“Life sucks because my wife left me for an off broadway monologuist.”
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“- Will Henry: I didn't mean to hurt you.
- Diane: No, I know. You're a good guy.
- Will Henry: Don't say that.
- Diane: What do you want me to say?
- Will Henry: I don't know. Shouldn't you get mad, slap me or something.”

Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Regina Hall - Diane

“- Will Henry: I don't think of what we did as a mistake.
- Charlie: It didn't work out.
- Will Henry: It did. And then it didn't.”

Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Stephanie Allynne - Charlie

“- Will Henry: Everything is going to be okay.
- Charlie: How do you know?
- Will Henry: I don't, but it just helps sometimes to say that.”
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Stephanie Allynne - Charlie

“- Charlie: Are we friends?
- Will Henry: We're more than that.
- Charlie: What are we?
- Will Henry: We're parents.”

Stephanie Allynne - Charlie
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry