“Porky's” quotes
(1982)
Title Porky's
Year 1982
Director Bob Clark
Genre Comedy
Year 1982
Director Bob Clark
Genre Comedy
Plot – Some 'Angel Beach high school' students go to Porky's, an infamous bar of Wallace, the near county, managing to camouflage their minor age. Porky, the owner, mocks them letting them spend all their money. The guys try to react but are blocked by the bouncers and by the county sheriff who lines up with Porky, his own brother. Back to Angel Beach, the guys forget the abuses, but Mickey comes back to tell Porky how rude he has been. Brian, Ted and the sheriff of Angel Beach plan then to destroy Porky's bar with the help of all the guys and girls of the high school, taking also a resounding revenge against Wallace's county sheriff.
All actors – Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier, Wyatt Knight, Roger Wilson, Cyril O'Reilly, Tony Ganios, Kaki Hunter, Kim Cattrall, Nancy Parsons, Scott Colomby, Boyd Gaines, Doug McGrath, Susan Clark, Art Hindle, Wayne Maunder, Alex Karras, Chuck Mitchell, Eric Christmas, Bill Hindman, John Henry Redwood, Jack Mulcahy, Rod Ball, Julian Byrd, Bill Fuller, Will Knickerbocker, Bill Wohrman, Roger Womack, Gary Maas, Ilse Earl, Jill Whitlow, Pat Lee, Terry Guthrie, Joanne Marsic, Peter Conrad, Butch Raymond, Cash Baron, Cash Spadard, Lisa O'Reilly, Allene Simmons, Cathy Garpershak, Jon Cecka, Don Daynard, Carl Zittrer
show all“Porky's” Quotes 15 quotes
“- Mickey: How many girls can we get for a hundred?
- Porky: There's five of you, right? That's a lot of horny dicks. I'll let you have two girls for an hour, or three or a half-hour.
- Mickey: That's all?
- Porky: No one's forcing you, but it's a long ride back home and it's even longer with a hard on.
- Mickey: Okay, okay, we'll take three for...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Cavanaugh: Look's like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy.
- Tim: A man? If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer.”“- Pee Wee: That's just how I like 'em!
- Mickey: You like 'em as long as they ain't dead.
- Pee Wee: I don't care if they're dead as long as they ain't too cold.”“- Mickey: Uh, barkeep, I'd like to speak with Porky.
- Bartender: Porky's busy.
- Mickey: Yeah, well he ain't too busy for what I want. I want to pay for some pussy.
- Bartender: Pay me.”“That's angel food cake. You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration will get ya for fucking food.”
“- Coach Brakett: I'm long gone after this semester, anyway. And don't call me Coach anymore. Call me Roy. I'm only 23 for Christ sake.
- Tommy: You look much older.
- Coach Brakett: Why don't you go and sit on a snake, Turner.”“- Billy: She's married to some big black stud and he's gonna cut your pecker off.
- Tommy: Yeah, I hear he's packing tweezers.”“- Tommy: Jesus Christ! It's the mother lode.
- Billy: I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.
- Tommy: This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida.”“Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun.”
“- Coach Brakett: She's a virgin.
- Coach Goodenough: Yeah, and the Pope's Jewish.”
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