“Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” quotes

“The very first moment I beheld you, my heart was irrevocably gone.”

Lily James - Elizabeth Bennet

“A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Music, singing, drawing, dancing and the modern languages. She must be well trained in the fighting styles of the Kyoto masters and weapons and tactics of modern Europe.”
Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy

“- Mr. Darcy: [to Bingley] Carelessness when dealing with a zombie infection can lead to your abrupt demise.
- Elizabeth Bennet: [suddenly at his side] Arrogance can lead to yours.
- Mr. Darcy: [irate] Your defect, Ms. Bennet, besides eavesdropping... is to willfully misunderstand people.”
Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy
Lily James - Elizabeth Bennet

“- Mr. Darcy: [getting dressed after the inspection] How are you able to discern that the wound from my rib was from fencing?
- Priest: I've been at this a long time, my son.
- Mr. Darcy: [skeptical, as he walks away] I have no wound.”
Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy
Jonathan Oliver - Priest

“Daughters do not dance well with masticated brains.”
Charles Dance - Mr. Bennet

“- Mr. Darcy: Well, she's tolerable. But...
- Mr. Bingley: Tolerable?
- Mr. Darcy: Yes, tolerable. But not handsome enough tempt me. Nor any other man here apparently.”

Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy
Douglas Booth - Mr. Bingley

“A newly infected zombie is almost impossible to detect. Until they've ingested their first human brains, at which point the transformation accelerates with every subsequent kill.”
Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy

“I was unaware that zombies possessed such acuity so as to set such traps. Before we know it, they'll be running for Parliament.”
Matt Smith - Parson Collins

“I do not know which I admire more. Your skill as a warrior or your resolve as a woman.”

Lena Headey - Lady Catherine de Bourgh

“I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring.”
Lily James - Elizabeth Bennet

“Of all weapons in the world, I now know love to be the most dangerous. For I have suffered a mortal wound.”

Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy

“To succeed in polite society, a young woman must be many things. Kind... well-read... and accomplished. But to survive in the world as we know it, you'll need... other qualities.”
Lily James - Elizabeth Bennet

“My daughters are trained for battle, sir, not the kitchen.”

Charles Dance - Mr. Bennet

“If they never consume human brains they will never fully transform into zombies.”

Jack Huston - Lt. George Wickham

“As the century began Britannia was rich with the fruits of worldwide trade. From the colonies there came not just silks and spices but a virulent and abominable plague. Naturally many suspected the French were to blame.”

Charles Dance - Mr. Bennet

“There was a horrible accident... But I survived. Survived... Not in the traditional sense of the word.”

Rebecca Scott - Penny McGregor

“Many believed the enemy was finally vanquished. The gentry began to leave the safe confines of London's defenses. For their newly fortified country estates. But vigilance is still every essence. Remember this. Keep your swords as sharp as your wit. For the ultimate battle between the living and the undead has yet to be staged.”

Charles Dance - Mr. Bennet

“It began with the Black Plague. Within weeks the dead began to rise, hunting for human flesh. Now the few of us that are left have only one way to survive, we must bring the fight to them. I’ve been training for this my whole life.”
Lily James - Elizabeth Bennet

“- George Wickham: I'm here to propose a venture that would end the war forever. These new zombies can be reasoned with. With the proper funding I believe we can cultivate trust and even good will with this new iteration of the undead, who seem to possess an inherent power of the lower ranks of their kind.
- Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [starts...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Huston - Lt. George Wickham
Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy
Lena Headey - Lady Catherine de Bourgh
Matt Smith - Parson Collins

“- George Wickham: The common hordes look to them for leadership. It takes just one of them to realize that power and then to lead the hordes into battle.
- Lady Catherine de Bourgh: The undead are like locusts!
- Parson Collins: [still smirking] Locusts.
- Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [now determined] They go forth and destroy. They have no use for...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jack Huston - Lt. George Wickham
Lena Headey - Lady Catherine de Bourgh
Matt Smith - Parson Collins