“Private Lessons” quotes

“- Mallow: He threatened to tell Immigration that I was working here illegally.
- Philly: Big deal.
- Mallow: It was a big deal for me. I could have been deported!”

Sylvia Kristel - Mallow
Eric Brown - Philly

“- Philly: I'd just like to say one thing before we start.
- Mallow: What?
- Philly: Um, that I respect you. I don't think that you're a whore or anything like that.
- Mallow: That's very sweet of you Philly.”

Eric Brown - Philly
Sylvia Kristel - Mallow

“- Sherman: You what? You asked her to marry you? What are you, sick?
- Philly: Yeah, I know, I should have played cool. I should have strung her along for a while. That's the way you have to treat women.”

Patrick Piccininni - Sherman
Eric Brown - Philly

“- Philly: If you're gonna get a new job, you're going to need a letter of reference, from my father.
- Mallow: Well, your father might not think I've been working long enough.
- Philly: I didn't mean for him to write it. But, I know what he'd say if he knew you as well as I do: she was passionate about her household duties.”
Eric Brown - Philly
Sylvia Kristel - Mallow

“- Philly: You mean you want me to take off all my clothes and everything?
- Mallow: Do you usually wear them when you take a bath?
- Philly: No, not usually.
- Mallow: Oh, come on, Philly. I won't even look.
- Philly: I-I don't know.
- Mallow: Come on, it will be an adventure!”

Eric Brown - Philly
Sylvia Kristel - Mallow

“- Sherman: Who the hell takes baths with other people, except for the Japanese, I mean. Have you heard of any?
- Philly: No. Nobody except the Japanese.”
Patrick Piccininni - Sherman
Eric Brown - Philly

“- Sherman: Did you touch 'em?
- Philly: What?
- Sherman: Her knockers! Did you touch them?
- Philly: Well, sort of.
- Sherman: What do you mean, sort of? Did you or didn't you?
- Philly: Well, eh, not with my hands, with my elbows.”

Patrick Piccininni - Sherman
Eric Brown - Philly