“Private School” quotes

“- Betsy: If I'm gonna forgive Bubba you can forgive Jim. Compared to Bubba Jim's a saint.
- Christine Ramsey: Compared to Bubba anybody's a saint.”
Kathleen Wilhoite - Betsy
Phoebe Cates - Christine

“That's the finest example of bareback riding I've ever seen.”

Fran Ryan - Miss Dutchbok

“- Mr. Flugel: What do you teach?
- Ms. Copuletta: Sex education.
- Mr. Flugel: What?
- Ms. Copuletta: Sex education.
- Mr. Flugel: Sex education? That's my favorite subject!”
Richard Stahl - Mr. Flugel
Sylvia Kristel - Ms. Copuletta

“- Christine Ramsey: Jordan thinks that length is the most important. What do you think?
- Betsy: I think width.
- Christine Ramsey: Why width?
- Betsy: Because Jordan thinks length.”

Phoebe Cates - Christine
Kathleen Wilhoite - Betsy

“- Betsy: He says that I had three orgasms, that I begged him for mercy, and that I've never seen a man so well endowed.
- Christine Ramsey: Well, is he?
- Betsy: Is he what?
- Christine Ramsey: Is he well endowed?
- Betsy: I don't really know. I mean not first hand. Just from what Bubba tells me.”
Kathleen Wilhoite - Betsy
Phoebe Cates - Christine

“- Christine Ramsey: Bets, have you ever really done it, all the way?
- Betsy: Well, yes and no.
- Christine Ramsey: What do you mean yes and no? Don't you know?
- Betsy: Bubba says we did it once and it was very good for both of us, but I was passed out I don't remember a thing.”
Phoebe Cates - Christine
Kathleen Wilhoite - Betsy