“Queens Logic” quotes

“- Jeremy: Why do you keep running away from me? There's nothing to be afraid of.
- Eliot: I know that. I'm not running away from you. I don't like you. I don't like what you say, and I don't like the way you talk about my friends. I know what you're thinking: here is this poor, repressed faggot from the boroughs who needs to get laid, and you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Terry Kinney - Jeremy
John Malkovich - Eliot

“- Grace: You're a little tense, don't you think?
- Al: Who wouldn't be tense? This music could make Will Rogers punch a nun.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Grace
Joe Mantegna - Al

“- Al: Hey, Den, can you smell me from over there?
- Dennis: We can always smell you, Al.
- Al: Fuckin' fish. No wonder this cat wants to blow me.”

Joe Mantegna - Al
Kevin Bacon - Dennis

“I only got two kids. I didn't adopt you, Al, I married you.”
Linda Fiorentino - Carla

“- Carla: Look at him, he's so cute.
- Patricia: Cute? The guy buys a new Monte Carlo every year because his name is Monte.”

Linda Fiorentino - Carla
Chloe Webb - Patricia

“- Dennis: Seriously, you guys should move out to L.A.
- Eliot: Sure, why not? Vinny can act, Ray can paint, and I can find some other fucking job I hate.”
Kevin Bacon - Dennis
John Malkovich - Eliot

- Al: Come on, what do I gotta do?
- Patricia: You could crawl through broken glass on your hands and knees with a sign on your back that says "asshole". That might get you in the door.

Joe Mantegna - Al
Chloe Webb - Patricia