“Real Men” quotes

(1987)
Movie Real Men
Title Real Men
Year 1987
Director Dennis Feldman
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Action
Plot – One of the two main characters in this story is an insurer who certainly does not shine for his courage. On the other hand, his job does not require this quality. The other character is a CIA secret agent and, therefore, danger is his job. For a variety of circumstances they will face together the impossible mission of saving the world in just five days.
All actors – Jim Belushi, John Ritter, Barbara Barrie, Bill Morey, Isa Jank, Gail Barle, Mark Herrier, Matthew Brooks, Mariah Dobson, Stephen Corvin, Charles Walker, Dyanne Thorne
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  • “Bob, c'mon, I know what you're thinking, I know how you're feeling, I know what's going through your mind, Bob. He's got her in all different kinds of positions, she's telling him about your sexual inadequacies, they're laughing their heads off about it... aw, he's chasing your wife, through your house, with your shorts on his head... I know,...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello
    [Tag:cheating, sex, wife]
  • “- Nick Pirandello: You've got a sense of humor Bob... I like that in a man.
    - Bob Wilson: What do you like in a woman?
    - Nick Pirandello: Big tits.”

    Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello
    John Ritter - Bob Wilson
    [Tag:breast, humor, like]
  • “- Bob Wilson: I didn't know you smoked.
    - Nick Pirandello: Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up.
    - Bob Wilson: Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
    - Nick Pirandello: About a pack a day.”

    John Ritter - Bob Wilson
    Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello
    [Tag:sex, smoking]
  • “- Nick Pirandello: We have been negotiating with men in UFOs for seven years. If we don't get to Washington by Friday, the whole deal will be off.
    - Bob Wilson: Drive me home.
    - Nick Pirandello: Bob, you said you were willing to listen!
    - Bob Wilson: Negotiating with UFOs?
    - Nick Pirandello: Yes! Space men ! Men from outer space! Alien beings!...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello
    John Ritter - Bob Wilson
    [Tag:alien, deal]
  • “I came across the letters you wrote to your wife before you were married. You're beautiful, Bob. Some of the sentiments blew me away. One question, though: what was that thing that she did in Santa Barbara... that you keep pleading with her to do again? Bet it felt pretty good, huh, Bob?”
    Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello
  • “- Nick Pirandello: I'm gonna check the back... you want the good news first, or the bad news?
    - Bob Wilson: Gimme the bad news.
    - Nick Pirandello: There's no way out of here alive.
    - Bob Wilson: What's the good news?
    - Nick Pirandello: It doesn't look like we're going to be here for long.”

    Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello
    John Ritter - Bob Wilson
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