“Reindeer Games” quotes

“You hang around with criminals, you end up making a lot of plans. But all the jobs I ever pulled, all the cars I ever stole, no plan ever went down the way it had been drawn up. My plans to escape never worked. And being on parole, going to the police wasn't an option.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan

“- Rudy Duncan: Sounds pretty mature for twenty-five.
- Nick Cassidy: Grow up in Detroit, you mature real quickly.
- Rudy Duncan: Yeah. Either that or those pictures are ten years old.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan
James Frain - Nick Cassidy

“- Rudy Duncan: You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a cowboy, thought this through entirely?
- Pug: It was either that or a ballerina.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan
Donal Logue - Pug

“Rule one! Never put a car thief behind the wheel!”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan

“It says here the retail industry does 50% of its business between December 1st and December 25th. That's half a year's business in one month's time. It seems to me, an intelligent country would legislate a second such gift giving holiday. Create, say, a Christmas 2, late May, early June, to further stimulate growth.”
Danny Trejo - Jumpy

“When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane!”
Charlize Theron - Ashley

“There's no future for people like you and me, Nick. The places we come from - plant towns, mill towns, small lives! No future, just more of the same! You want a future you got to stand up and steal it.”
Charlize Theron - Ashley

“I had better sex in prison.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan