“Ringmaster” quotes

“- Catherine: Are those people ok?
- Jerry Farrelly: No, they're not ok, they're guests on my show.”

Krista Tesreau - Catherine Winicott
Jerry Springer - Jerry Farrelly

“Hey, Linda Blair, spin your head around one more time and I'll give you an exorcism.”

Wendy Raquel Robinson - Starletta

“If your ass wasn't so big, you wouldn't need all that fuckin' seat room! Bitch needs to be on a diet. You know the TV's gonna put 10 lbs on your big ass?”

Wendy Raquel Robinson - Starletta

“- Troy Davenport: Absolutely no weapons of any kind.
- Starletta: Why he look at us when he say that?”
William McNamara - Troy Davenport
Wendy Raquel Robinson - Starletta

“When you were walking down the street with a trail of blood behind your ass, I bought your Kotex!”
Wendy Raquel Robinson - Starletta

“- Angel Zorzak: I didn't say you could wear my jacket!
- Connie Zorzak: I didn't say you could fuck my husband.”
Jaime Pressly - Angel Zorzak
Molly Hagan - Connie Zorzak

“Let me tell ya something. This is the size of his dick baby, I'm talking about my nail, I'm talking about the pinky part. Feels like he's poking me with a coffee stirrer!”