“Rock 'n' Roll High School” quotes

“- Miss Evelyn Togar: That, Mrs. Rambeau, is where your daughter is.
- Mrs. Rambeau: My daughter, Kate? I thought she was in the basement splitting photons.”

Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar

“Notice the loss of hearing.”

Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar

“The only thing I'll ever lay is a rug!”
Vincent Van Patten - Tom Roberts

“- Tom Roberts: Miss, you don't understand. See, this is an emergency.
- Norma: Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
- Tom Roberts: Sexual.”

Vincent Van Patten - Tom Roberts
Terry Soda - Norma

“Don't dance near the chemicals!”
Michael Goodwin - Chemistry Teacher

“Tom Roberts is so boring his brother is an only child.”
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“- Miss Evelyn Togar: What do you have to say for yourself, young lady?
- Riff Randell: I've seen the errors of my ways. I'd just like to say to all students everywhere that you may think the school is yours for a while, but it's always run by the principal and her administration.”
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“- Riff Randell: Come on, you guys, follow me into the school! Come on!
- Mr. McGree: I regret that I have only one life to give for rock and roll!”

P.J. Soles - Riff Randell
Paul Bartel - Mr. McGree

“- Kate Rambeau: Look at your math book; it looks brand new. Bet you've never even opened it.
- Riff Randell: I only use it on special equations.”
Dey Young - Kate Rambeau
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“- Riff Randell: Kate, I'm getting some static.
- Kate Rambeau: Not as much as you're going to get.”

P.J. Soles - Riff Randell
Dey Young - Kate Rambeau

“- Miss Evelyn Togar: I'm very happy to see that you've come to your senses. And what would you have done with the school, anyway?
- Riff Randell: Rock the roof off it.”
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“This will never work. Tom will never like me; I don't know who I'm kidding. What possible reason could there be to put myself through all this? Sex! I must admit, as far as reasons go, it's must be one of the best.”
Dey Young - Kate Rambeau

“You two are not doing your job. Look at me when I'm talking to you! You're supposed to be my eyes, my ears, my nose.”

Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar

“- Kate Rambeau: She's my friend.
- Miss Evelyn Togar: A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
- Riff Randell: I'm a teenage lobotomy.”
Dey Young - Kate Rambeau
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell