“Rock of Ages” quotes

“You're not so weird. You're just another lonely man with many regrets.”
Malin Akerman - Constance Sack

“- Sherrie Christian: I'm a stripper at the Venus Club.
- Drew Boley: I'm in a boy band.
- Sherrie Christian: You win.”
Julianne Hough - Sherrie Christian
Diego Boneta - Drew Boley

“This man spews out three things: sex... hateful music... and... sex.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Patricia Whitmore

“I know me better than anyone... because I live in here... and nobody else can.”
Tom Cruise - Stacee Jaxx

“I'm a slave to rock 'n' roll. I am searching for the perfect song... the perfect sound that will make you wanna live forever.”
Tom Cruise - Stacee Jaxx

“Now look at him, married to a woman who looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bumhole.”

Russell Brand - Lonny

“- Constance Sack: You know, some people have said that you've become quite difficult to work with. That you're constantly late, you're reclusive, sometimes even nonsensical.
- Stacee Jaxx: I wanna ask you this: Have these people, even met themselves?”
Malin Akerman - Constance Sack
Tom Cruise - Stacee Jaxx