“Rock the Kasbah” quotes

“First you lose your girl. Now you're gonna lose your head. You're running out of shit to lose.”

Bruce Willis - Bombay Brian

“No! You do not lecture me about courage, about my country. Never. Never. Not you. Not an American. You people. You talk and talk. Have been talking at us for far too long. Courage? There are more death threats on this show than singers.”
Beejan Land - Daoud

“Jimi Hendrix played the National Anthem because I told him to.”
Sarah Baker - Maureen

“What kind of warlord throws a pool party on a weekday?”
Bill Murray - Richie Lanz

“- Richie Lanz: I heard a girl singing just now. Right over there. A Pashtun girl.
- Riza: No. Impossible.
- Richie Lanz: The girl in the red burka. We saw her today.
- Riza: No, Pashtun women cannot. They are forbidden to sing.
- Richie Lanz: The chick in the red burka didn't get the memo.”
Bill Murray - Richie Lanz
Arian Moayed - Riza

- Richie Lanz: Thanks for not killing me.
- Tariq: [answers in Pashtun]
- Richie Lanz: What did he say?
- Riza: "The day is not over yet".
Bill Murray - Richie Lanz
Fahim Fazli - Tariq
Arian Moayed - Riza

“- Richie Lanz: There are four sacred bonds in this life, a parent and child, a husband and wife, a priest and confessor... and manager-talent.
- Bombay Brian: What about doctor-patient?”
Bill Murray - Richie Lanz
Bruce Willis - Bombay Brian