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“Rubin and Ed” quotes
(1991)
Title Rubin and Ed
Year 1991
Director
Trent Harris
Genre
Comedy,
Drama
All actors – Crispin Glover, Howard Hesseman, Karen Black, Michael Greene, Anna Louise Daniels, Brittney Lewis, Jonathan Chapin, Ray Gordon, Jane Mendenhall, Dorene Nielsen, James Nielsen, Frank Magner
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“You know what the biggest difference between you and a rich man is? He has money and you don't! And if you were smart, you would ask yourself why!”
“You know what the biggest difference between me and a rich man is? He has my bitchy wife and I don't! And if he were smart, he would ask himself why!”
“- Rubin's Mother: Why don't you go out and make yourself a friend?
- Rubin Farr: No!
- Rubin's Mom: Yes!
- Rubin Farr: No!
- Rubin's Mom: Well then take out the trash.”
“- Ed Tuttle: Ever wonder why people wear clothes?
- Rubin Farr: Nope.
- Ed Tuttle: But... well, look at it this way. Man's best friend is his apparel. Now, you start to dress for success, and you will score with the babes, and make the big bucks. You gotta admit that's true!”
“My cat can eat a whole watermelon.”
“I'll be quiet. Quiet as a well-digger's ass.”
