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(1985)
Title Rustlers' Rhapsody
Year 1985
Director
Hugh Wilson
Genre
Comedy,
Western
All actors – Tom Berenger, G.W. Bailey, Marilu Henner, Andy Griffith, Fernando Rey, Sela Ward, Brant von Hoffman, Christopher Malcolm, Jim Carter, Paul Maxwell, Manuel Pereiro, Margarita Calahorra
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“The way a person dresses is nobody's business but his or her own.”
“- Rex O'Herlihan: This is 1884. You've gotta date and date and date and date and sometimes marry 'em even before... you know...
- Peter: Now, wait a minute. Are you tellin' me you've never...?
- Rex O'Herlihan: Never.
- Peter: My god, Rex. You are a good guy.”
“- Rex O'Herlihan: You're not a good guy at all!
- Bob Barber: I'm a lawyer, you idiot!”
“For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.”
“Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it.”