“Santa Claus” quotes

“- Towzer: The retailers are pulling our toys off the shelves so fast you'd think they're disease carriers.
- B.Z.: Cowards.
- Towzer: And an article in the Post said that anyone who gives his kid a B.Z. toy ought to have his head examined.
- B.Z.: Swine! Cancel my subscription.”
Jeffrey Kramer - Towzer
John Lithgow - B.Z.

“- Santa Claus: How can I do so much in just one night?
- Ancient Elf: Oh, yes, well know this: time travels with you. The night of the world is a passage of endless night for you, until your mission is done.”
David Huddleston - Santa Claus
Burgess Meredith - Ancient Elf

“- B.Z.: This stardust, this reindeer cornflakes. What would happen if we were to juice up the formula, make it stronger?
- Patch: Well, it's self-explanatory it would make them fly!”
John Lithgow - B.Z.
Dudley Moore - Patch

“- Patch: Don't you believe in Santa Claus?
- B.Z.: Why should I? He never brought me anything.
- Patch: That's because you were probably a naughty boy.”
Dudley Moore - Patch
John Lithgow - B.Z.